I have my wife on my dick before I fuck her, that's how I deal with jealousy

I thought you were experienced, so I gave it to you And this is your first time, son

I've seen your dick before, brother. It's fuckable. How do you like my tits?

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband

What would happen if I hit on a friend's mom? Oh, I'm fucking her already 🫣

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Fuck me on the desk, because it's money when the boss's dick is in me

Pick a secretary like me, you'll get a blowjob and a fuck in the morning

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

I offered sex for fun, and she showed me her tits and wanted to suck me off

What are you saying, you've never sucked a dick? Here's your father's dick, learn

Hey, I was asleep and you started sucking me off. I was fucked, but I fucked my sister

I'll fuck a stranger, swallow his cum and get likes (and a ban) on TikTok

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

She fucked her boss before she was fired so she'd know who she'd lost

Oh, my friend's mom fell on my dick. I fucked her while her husband was out

I won't scold you for being late, but I'm sure I'll fuck that babysitter

Courier, you fucked up, so fuck me (we'll order pizza later)

What are you waiting for? Suck your stepdad's dick and tell your mom it's a family matter

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

You can't take a hint, can you? I'll tell you straight, take out your dick and fuck it